#245 Joker ? 14 Février 2008

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Attention, il est important de considérer que cet article est une archive, son contenu est probablement obsolète!

Une amie vient de me faire découvrir une application bien sympathique : Jester !

Q: If a person who speaks three languages is called "trilingual," and a person who speaks two languages is called "bilingual," what do you call a person who only speaks one language ?

A: American!

Une autre ?

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?"

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

Et la dernière (un peu anti-microsoft :)) :

A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a software engineer from Microsoft were driving through the desert when the car broke down.

The mechanical engineer said: "It seems to be a problem with the fuel injection system, why don't we pop the hood and I'll take a look at it?" To which the electrical engineer replied, "No, I think it's just a loose ground wire, I'll get out and take a look."

Then the software engineer from Microsoft jumps in. "No, no, no. If we just close up all the windows, get out, wait a few minutes, get back in, and then reopen the windows everything will work fine."

Blagues lues sur Jester.

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